greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(via pomegranatesareokay)



shutityoutwats:

When my pretty?*you’re.

shutityoutwats:

When my pretty?
*you’re.

(via nbrhoods)


leightimtam:

leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

Who reblogged his

Why are there so many notes

(via guy)


gotitforcheap:

now we’re getting into some more advance Dad Aesthetics 

gotitforcheap:

now we’re getting into some more advance Dad Aesthetics 

(via halloweiney)


corpsin123:

milotlc:

The one time I go on Facebook and I see this


They’re worried about masturbation but not child abuse. Ok

corpsin123:

milotlc:

The one time I go on Facebook and I see this

They’re worried about masturbation but not child abuse. Ok

(via winchesters-into-the-tardis)


socialjusticekoolaid:

Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part II)

The St Louis County Council meeting was a fiery afar, as residents from across the county demanded Darren Wilson’s arrest, answers for Mike Brown’s death, and expressed frustration at their own police force being turned on them like they were enemies of the state. #staywoke #farfromover

(via halloweiney)


just-for-a-momentt:

tinadayton:

I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

PREACH

(via lristhevirus)


vampirevvekend:

ah yes, the timeless literary classic ‘romeo and bob’ 

vampirevvekend:

ah yes, the timeless literary classic ‘romeo and bob’ 

(via guy)


givememountaindew:

Ok, so, I am giant nerd and when I got home tonight I thought it would be great to spend my evening mapping out CN original shows and their life spans from the past 20 years. 

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Honestly I was curious if there was any pattern in style and content but all I found out was Ed, Edd, and Eddy was a BAMF of a show that lived forever.

(via halloweiney)


LOTR Fandom: Our movies are great! We love them
Hunger Games Fandom: Us too! We're really grateful to have such an amazing series so far
The Book Thief Fandom: Our movie was literally perfect
The Maze Runner Fandom: I can't WAIT until our movie gets released! The author said there are a few small differences but that's fine, he said they only took out unimportant things
Harry Potter Fandom: WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH OUR MOVIES SUCK THERE ARE ENDLESS THINGS THAT SHOULDVE BEEN IN THE MOVIE THEY DIDNT PORTRAY HARRY AS SASSY AS POSSIBLE AND VOLDEMORT WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE A MORTAL DEATH AND DUMBLEDORE ISNT AS ERRATIC AND MYSTERIOUS
LOTR Fandom:
Hunger Games Fandom:
The Book Thief Fandom:
The Maze Runner Fandom:
Every fandom:
Percy Jackson Fandom: *breaks down crying*
Avatar The Last Airbender Fandom: Man too bad we never got a movie

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

(via halloweiney)


thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

Oh the good old days

(via nbrhoods)


pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

(via winchesters-into-the-tardis)


gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

(via mental-distortjon)